Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you have a variety of INTERESTS. A cool troll like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE’S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won’t hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.
You are indeed a TROLL even if many people find that a little STRANGE. Apparently in most time lines you are a HUMAN. You would very much like to meet one of these HUMAN SELVES, because TROLL DAVE meeting HUMAN DAVE would be so cool in so many ways.
You commonly chat to your friends on TROLLIAN. Your trolltag is turntechGodhead and you speak in a chill manner that really doesnt have any punctuation anywhere
You have RED BLOOD, which is a mutation in trolls which is frequently looked down upon. You find it IRONIC that someone as cool as you are has the lowest possible blood ever, which leads you to believe that you’re just that much cooler, which, of course, you are.
